Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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