I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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