Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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