doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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