Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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