I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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