yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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