And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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