Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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