That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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