Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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