Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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