the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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