just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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