and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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