I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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