Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We got so high we made milksteak
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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