omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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