I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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