And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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