I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just found puke in my bra..
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
