VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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