billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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