I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Randomize
