He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
