i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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