How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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