If i come over, it means nothing
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
3pm strippers are depressing
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
