pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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