Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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