check it out our google latitudes are spooning
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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