hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
nutella sex= disaster
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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