That's intense
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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