i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
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It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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