Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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