bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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