Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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