That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Randomize
