i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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