I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I want to fling myself into the sun
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