im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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