We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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