idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
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i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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