If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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