Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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