you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
Randomize