I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i barfeds in our rink
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I think a kid would responsible me up
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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