can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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