Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
And the cops told us we were all naked.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He has the fingertips of a God
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