omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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