I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it because I queefed?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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