I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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