I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize