i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't deserve a penis
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
is it fun? or sober?
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