her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You were trust falling into bushes
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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