I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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