worst night to have a conscience
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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