mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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