Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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