I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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