I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
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