The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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